i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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