You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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