Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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