We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
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