She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
ugly people sure do ruin things
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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