I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
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