They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
