i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
