Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
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Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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