I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
