Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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