these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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