p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
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dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
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I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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