Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
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Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
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You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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