when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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