I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
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My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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