We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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