would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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