Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
It's official drugs can't kill me
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
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I just want to make out with him forever
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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