We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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