Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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