We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
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