dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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