I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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