just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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