i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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