Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need moral support for this bender
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Randomize