hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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