there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
only you would photoshop your dick
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I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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