I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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