Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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