There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Randomize
