she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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