I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
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Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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