'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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