She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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