I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
i think my cat just said my name.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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