So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
