I think I am morally bankrupt
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
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I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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