how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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