Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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