Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
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I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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