what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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