Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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