WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Someone came in the potted fern
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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