Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
