Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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