Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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