Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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