My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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