Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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