my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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