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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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