after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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