YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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