I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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