This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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