Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
